akane-tamru: Today my sister asked me for a glass of cold water and i sarcastically asked her “how cold” and she said “as frigid as your love life”
googlecowboy: “this tastes like shit” “how do you know what shit tastes like”
partybarackisinthehousetonight: “haha yeah” [i awkwardly chuckle pretending i know what you just said]
sculder: my songs knooooooow what yooou did in the daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaark
so many cute boys in the world please jesus give me one just one
2chainz always dancin like hes caught in a spider web
When you try your best but you don't succeed...
babyangelcastiel: drilltowardstheheavens: donkeykongcountry2: i love that world war 2 is called world war 2 it sounds like the sequel to an action movie “WORLD WAR 2…. GERMANY’S BACK, AND THIS TIME…. IT’S PERSONAL” this has a great deal of accuracy though #god it better not be a trilogy
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That awkward shiver I always get.
ostracizedpoodle: facts my lipgloss is cool my lipgloss is poppin
paperstreet-soapcompany: a moment of silence for the english teachers that have to read angsty 13 year old creative writing
moejisan: People who say everything happens for a reason haven’t accidentally dropped their entire dinner on the floor
switchbladetheoneandonly: ponetasmagoria: I am kinda terrified of Justin Bieber if you think about it he has direct command over an army of teenage girls who threaten death without a second thought at the mere mention of another girl’s name imagine what would happen if he actually demanded sacrifice I’VE BEEN SAYING THIS AND NO ONE LISTENS
Inner beauty, too, needs occasionally to be told it is beautiful.– Robert Brault (via snapcracklep0p)
brookeeverdeen: wrap up of this week justin bieber wrote in anne franks journal “anne frank was a great girl, hopefully she would have been a belieber” two 14 year old boys killed a homeless man as a dare bombings going off in boston during the boston marathon